You can't have a wedding without a few hiccups

I can say that 90% of my wedding planning has gone smoothly. The other 10% involves 2 things.

THING 1:
The restaurant I had planned on having dinner at afterward misled my mom and I into believing that yes they would be available to host our dinner on August 20th at 7:30pm when they replied back to her and asked would we like inside or outside. Of course we want outside and to that they then said "We are booked for a private event the 20th and the 21st. We could do your dinner on the 19th." I'd like to applaud the genius who thinks I can have my post wedding dinner before my wedding... So now I'm researching and emailing different restaurants to see if they are available for my post wedding dinner.

THING 2:
My wedding dress to me has gone MIA. I found a lovely lace halter dress for a whopping $110. Now given that is was only $110, it seems I contributed to child labor in China where some poor little children probably hand stitched my dress. All was fine and dandy with that until now. Supposedly my dress left Hong Kong on June 14th. To me with Hong Kong being right across the ocean from WA (had to have the dress sent to my parent's house first) it should only take a week to get there. Well here we are at June 28th. Today would be the LAST day it should take to arrive given standard shipping. So I have started to panic. This basically leaves me with one month to find and order a new dress and have it arrive here in Lima if this dress does not show up. August 4th I'm on a plane bound for the Estados Unidos and will be up in Bottineau, ND the next day. I have a slight layover in Miami but how on earth during my time in Miami will I find a dress that fits just right and isn't too expensive otherwise god willing there is something in Bottineau, Minot, or even Fargo that I can get to without inconveniencing anyone.

So let us pray that the dress shows up today. Otherwise we move onto the prayers for the poor poor unfortunate customer service agents that will get stuck dealing with me. No dress = no wedding in my mind... And no wedding is just not an option therefore I NEED my fucking dress...